Friday, September 09, 2005
Beck and Gangster Rap
For a while I've been into the ambient electronica sounds of Schndier TM, best known for his crackin' John Peel aproved cover of There Is A Light That Never Goes Out. He recently dropped of the musical rader but just had an e-mail telling us loyal fans that "
Schneider visited some jail to work on German gangster-rap with some prisoners". Not sure if this is some sort of German attempt at humour, because as it was once said, "The German sense of humour is no laughing matter".
This is also odd because Mr. TM is actually, I can exclusivly reveal, the secret identity of Beck! Theres heaps of evidence for this crack pot theory:
Schneider visited some jail to work on German gangster-rap with some prisoners". Not sure if this is some sort of German attempt at humour, because as it was once said, "The German sense of humour is no laughing matter".
This is also odd because Mr. TM is actually, I can exclusivly reveal, the secret identity of Beck! Theres heaps of evidence for this crack pot theory:
- He's signed to Mute North America when he is in fact German
- Beck is known to have a contract that allows him to relase things on smaller labels
- Schnider Tm has constant vocal distortion, what's he trying to hide?
- Few pictures are avaliable of TM, and on ones that are, such as the cover of Zoomer, his face is obscured
- None of thier tour dates clash
- C'mon, it's obvious....
