Things To Do In England When You're Dead

England was shocked by terrible news today, a fight broke out in a football match. No, not been supporters, not even between two teams, but amongst two Newcastle players during a match! Since the event, Dyer and Bowyre have issued apologies to the fans for the actions which saw them both recieve red cards which will force them to miss the FA Cup semi-final against Manchester. I was in pubn tonight as the replay came on, there where demands for silence amongst the crowd and for tellys to be turned up, supervisors took a break to watch this historic event, sure to be the centre of talks for many weeks, nay, months to come.

I hear the Pope has also died, but that wasn't as intereting.